Four elderly men at a coffee shop on a Sunday morning:
“Are you a man of faith? ” Reply: “Yes.”
“Are you a believer or a man of faith, because there is a difference you know?”
“I am a man of faith.”
Later: ” His wife was a bit underhanded, she would go shopping when her husband was away.”
A little girl waiting in a doctor’s office.
I guess I will go get that phone book to look at. She looks at me and says,” It’s something to read.” I nod and say. “Lots of words in there.” She smiles and saunters off.